Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar:
“We want to get married.
Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses.
Can you do a quick service?”
The vicar is amused.
He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks:
“Isn’t there a proverb, something about not marrying in haste?
Why are you two in such a hurry?”
Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street:
“We double parked!
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