Teacher:
What did you do over the long weekend?
Little Johnny:
We went to Samson hill for a picnic but dad forgot to load the picnic basket.
My mom looked at dad put her wrist on her hip and began to tap her toe.
In seconds my dad was a hundred yards away at the bottom of the hill.
Teacher:
So your dad ran away?
Little Johnny:
Not exactly, imagine if you will an armadillo rolling up in a ball on a 30% incline.
