One morning over breakfast, a husband was complaining to his wife.
“I’ve been with the circus for over 25 years, and every performance I follow behind the elephants and clean up their poop.
Twenty-five years, ‘Scoop the poop!
Scoop the poop!
’ I’m tired of it.”
His wife calmly said, “If you’re so unhappy, why don’t you quit?”
“What!
And leave show business?!
”
