Police officer:
Sir, I pulled you over because I have been following you for a while and you went through a stop sign without stopping, went through a red light AND you didn’t yield for the pedestrians on a crosswalk.
So let me ask you, did you see the red light?
Driver:
Yes I did.
Police Officer:
Did you see the stop sign?
Driver:
Yes I did.
Police officer:
Did you see the pedestrians?
Driver:
Yes I did.
Police officer:
SO WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP???
Driver:
Because… I didn’t see YOU.
