Upon returning rather late from an annual physical my wife was wondering how it went.
I replied, ”Very routine.
He asked if I am continuing to exercise regularly.
I replied, ‘yes.’ And am I watching my diet and eating healthy foods to which I replied, ‘of course.’ And are you limiting your alcohol consumption to 1-2 drinks per week I responded ‘absolutely.‘”
My wife then asked, “Then why are you so late?”
“I had to stop at church and go to confession.”
