Jokes

A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30…

Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a…

The following story comes from Reddit and it’s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below. A woman, cranky because her husband was late…

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!" The family was so…

Sapphire Saint, a model and influencer hailing from Idaho, has made headlines for her astonishing transformation, fueled by over $100,000 worth of plastic…

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively…

Although superstitions are often connected to pagan beliefs and religious practices that existed many years ago, there are still plenty of people out there who…

  A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The…

Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left…

A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS. LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger:…

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.He asks the lady, “Do you have a…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem…

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit…

    A man finds a wallet with $700 in it.A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to…

This older lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the…

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic.It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The…