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Joke: Electric Trains

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains.

“If you get a train,” I would tell each one, “you know your dad is going to want to play with it too.

Is that okay?”

The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet.

Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him.

He promptly replied, “Another train.”

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