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Joke: 25 Penguins

A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it.

He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick!

You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA!

The man agrees and drives off with the penguins.

After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely.

There’s no sign of them.

The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins.

An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said he’d help him, 25 penguins still in tow.

“What happened!

” the truck driver screams.

“I told you to take them to the zoo!

“I did,” the man answers.

“But I had a little money left over, so I thought I’d take them to a movie too.”

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