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Joke: A Barbie Doll For Birthday –

A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday.

The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have:

Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks:

‘It’s what?

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made from Ken’s testicles.’

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