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Joke: A Car Accident! –

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; itโ€™s a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,

โ€œSo youโ€™re a man, thatโ€™s interesting.

Iโ€™m a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars!

Thereโ€™s nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.โ€

The man replied,

โ€œI agree with you completely.โ€

โ€œThis must be a sign from God!

โ€ The woman continued, โ€œAnd look at this, hereโ€™s another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnโ€™t break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.โ€

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, โ€œArenโ€™t you having any?โ€

The woman replies, โ€œNo.

I think Iโ€™ll just wait for the policeโ€ฆโ€

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