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Joke: A doctor asks the barber

After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies.

“You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a bottle of wine on his doorstep from the doctor.

Later that day, a police officer walks into the same barbershop.

After a beautiful haircut, the police office asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a police officer,” the barber replies.

“You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a box of candy on his doorstep from the police officer.

Later that day, a priest walks into the same barbershop.

After a beautiful haircut, the priest asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a priest,” the barber replies.

“You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds twelve priests on his doorstep.

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