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Joke: A doctor just finishes his check-up

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.

Dr:

I’ve got good new and bad news.

Which do you want to hear first?

Patient:

I guess the bad news.

Dr:

Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do.

I’m sorry.

Patient:

starts crying.

Dr:

Now, now… I know you’re upset… but remember, I also said there was good news.

Patient:

Yes, I need some good news… what is it?

Dr:

Well, you know my nurse, Donna.

Patient:

cheering up Yes?

Dr:

You know, the one with the big melons?

Patient:

more excited Yes, yes…

Dr:

You know the one that’s always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?

Patient:

very excited Yes, yes what about her?

Dr:

I finally had lovemaking with her last night.

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