A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.
Dr:
I’ve got good new and bad news.
Which do you want to hear first?
Patient:
I guess the bad news.
Dr:
Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do.
I’m sorry.
Patient:
starts crying.
Dr:
Now, now… I know you’re upset… but remember, I also said there was good news.
Patient:
Yes, I need some good news… what is it?
Dr:
Well, you know my nurse, Donna.
Patient:
cheering up Yes?
Dr:
You know, the one with the big melons?
Patient:
more excited Yes, yes…
Dr:
You know the one that’s always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?
Patient:
very excited Yes, yes what about her?
Dr:
I finally had lovemaking with her last night.
