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Joke: A man unexpectedly brings his best friend home for dinner at 5:30…

A man unexpectedly brings his best friend home for dinner at 5:30 after work.

His wife starts yelling, while his friend quietly listens.

“My hair and makeup aren’t done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren’t washed, I’m still in my pajamas, and I’m definitely not in the mood to cook tonight!

Why on earth did you bring him home?”

The husband replies, “Because he’s thinking about getting married.”

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