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Joke: A Toast for the Ages

The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand.

A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the 100 year old Matriarch of the family.

A beautiful prayer was then said extolling the wonderful young couple and how hopes for a long married life would follow with many blessings of children.

Next the toast was started with the traditional request to raise your glasses high, the Grandmother then started:

“One is sufficient, two at the most, three I’m under the table, and four I’m under the host.”

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