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Joke: A very sick woman on her bed –

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband:

Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!

The man replied:

Till your grave becomes dry my love.

Then she said:

Are you promising me this…?

Husband replied:

Of course darling… I promise you.

And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.

And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!

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And a day came when he visited the graveyard …

And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.

He then asked him:

Jason what are you doing here…?

He replied:

I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister.

She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.

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