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Joke: A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,

and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive,

but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him… they kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, ‘Well, how was it?’

The man says, ‘You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.’

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