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Joke: A young female teacher wearing a short tight skirt

A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day.

It was a big assignment, so she started writing high up on the whiteboard.Suddenly, one boy in the class giggles.

She quickly turns and asks:

“What’s so funny, Michael?”

“Sorry teacher, but I just saw one of your garters,” he answers.

Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days.”

The teacher turns back to the whiteboard after adjusting her skirt.

Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top to write it.Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another student.

She turns again and shouts:

“What’s so funny, Billy?”

“Well miss, I just saw both of your garters.”

His days are countedShe, now furious, screams as loud as she can:

“Get out of my classroom!

!

” This time the punishment gets more severe.“I don’t want to see you for three weeks.”

She fixes her skirt again.

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops her marker when she turns towards the board, so she bends over to pick it up.

This time one of the kids bursts out laughing.

The teacher quickly turns around and sees little Johny packing his things and heading for the classroom’s door.

“Where do you think you are going?” She asks.

Johny turns around, still shocked, and answers:

“Well, from what I just saw, my school days are pretty much over.”

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