Joke: At a Girls College

At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night.

One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

“I want to surprise her.

You see, I’m her brother.”

“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman.

“But think of how surprised I am, I’m her mother!

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