Wife:
Honey, I saved $1 off on a loaf of bread!
Husband:
That’s fantastic!
How did you do that?
Wife:
Well, I bought a 10lbs bag of birdseed.
Husband:
But we don’t have any birds.
Wife:
Yes I know but the birdseed came with 50 cents off dog food coupon that I used to buy dog food.
Husband (frustratedly):
WE DON’T HAVE ANY DOGS EITHER!
!
!
Wife:
I KNOW!
But the dog food came with $1 off bread coupon!
