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Joke: DIRTY JOHNNY –

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom?

Michael?”

Michael:

“Just a minute, I have to go pee.”

Teacher:

“That would be rude and impolite!

What about you, Peter?

How would you say it?”

Peter:

“I’m sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.

I’ll be right back.”

Teacher:

“Better, but it’s still not ideal to mention the bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, Little Johnny?

Can you show us good manners for once?”

Johnny:

“I would say, ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I need to step out briefly and will be right back, as I wouldn’t want to miss a moment with you.’”

The teacher smiled, relieved at Johnny’s politeness—for once!

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