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Joke: Doctor, Doctor

Doctor:

You seem to be in excellent health.

Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

Patient:

That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

“Doctor, Doctor I’ve had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.”

“Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?”

“What do you mean ‘took them out of their shells!

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