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Joke: Don't Ask, Don't Get

Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother.

Once he came home, his mother was not pleased.

“Johnny,” she said, “if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn’t you come and ask me first?”

“Because,” Johnny replied, “I wanted to go to the park with my friends.”

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