Online Teacher:
Johnny, you didn’t complete the assignment I sent to your email box last week.
Did you get the email?
Johnny:
You’ll have to ask the N.S.A., they read my emails so I don’t need to.
I figured if an email is important they’ll let me know.
Teacher:
Tell the N.S.A.
they’re getting an incomplete on this assignment and they better pay closer attention next time or they’ll fail my class.
