Joke: Excited Father

Lisa Adams

Sep 4, 2024

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news:

“We had twins!

”

The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?”

The father paused, smiled, and said, “Each other!

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