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Joke: First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.

She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest.

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You … Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than … Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The … Bug Is Close.

It’s Always Darkest Before … Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate the Power of … Termites.

You Can Lead a Horse to Water But … How?

Don’t Bite the Hand that … Looks Dirty.

No News is … Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As a … Mr.

You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New … Math.

If You Lie Down With the Dogs, You’ll … Stink in the Morning.

Love All, Trust … Me

The Pen is Mightier Than the … Pigs.

An Idle Mind is … The Best Way to Relax.

Where There’s Smoke, There’s … Pollution.

Happy the Bride Who … Gets All the Presents!

A Penny Saved is … Not Much.

Two’s Company, Three’s … The Musketeers.

None are so Blind as… Helen Keller.

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