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Joke: First Time Skydiving

A man went skydiving for the first time.

“It’s easy,” said the instructor.

“Just count to five and pull on the main chute,” the instructor continued.

“If that doesn’t open, count to ten and pull on the reserve chute.”

“Super easy,” he concluded.

“Then you’ll float slowly to the ground, and our bus will be there to drive you back to the airport.”

The man jumped out the plane, and pulled on the main chute.

Nothing happened.

He pulled on the reserve chute.

Nothing happened.

He looked down at the ground which was approaching fast, and said:

“I bet that bus won’t be there to pick me up either.”

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