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Joke: FUNNY Guy Visits His Favourite Dominatrix

Guy visits his favourite Dominatrix

He puts his money on the bedside table and says

“I’ve been bad, mistress.

I need to be punished.”

She makes him strip and bend over as she whips his quivering bottom.

Next she makes him crawl into bed and ties him securely to the bedposts.

She runs her whip over his flesh and, as he wriggles in anticipation,

the bed posts break and his arms come free.

“Don’t worry, I can fix this” he says, as he runs out to his car.

He returns in a few minutes with some tools and gets to work.

In a few minutes the bedposts are fixed.

He looks admiringly at his handiwork and beams.

“Good as new, mistress!

She says “This sub really loves reposts.”

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