A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time.
“Excuse me, please,” she asks the doctor.
“But what are you doing?”
“This woman swallowed a golf ball,” he replies.
“And we’re trying to remove it from her throat.”
Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, “And is she the patient’s mother?”
“Actually,” the doctor replies.
“That’s her golfing partner and she’s waiting to finish the game.”
