Joke: Good News on the Train Ride

Lisa Adams

May 31, 2024

Halfway between New York City and Washington DC the train’s engine fell silent.

“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the conductor announced.

“The bad news is that we lost power.”

The passengers groaned.

“The good news,” he added, “is we weren’t cruising at 30,000 feet.”

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