A man sees a job advert published on a building site, “Handy man wanted; apply within.” The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies.
Foreman:
“Can you drive a forklift truck?”
Man:
“No.”
Foreman:
“Can you plaster?”
Man:
“No.”
Foreman:
“Can you brick lay?”
Man:
“No.”
Foreman:
“If you don’t mind me asking, what’s handy about you?”
Man:
“I only live five minutes down the road.”
