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Joke: High School Class Reunion

My wife and I were at my high school reunion.

As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits … and their bulging stomachs.

Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, I said to my wife, “I’m the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated.”

She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said, “You’re the only one who has to.”

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