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Joke: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

– If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!

– To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!

– If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.

– Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.

– To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

– To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

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