Joke: In The Gutter

“Do you remember first meeting your wife?”

“Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter.

I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I’d never allow her near the gutter again.”

“Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her.”

“Not really.

Jill hated to give up bowling.”