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Joke: Inattentive Waitress

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention.

When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.

To his amazement, she readily consented.

He said, “Why have you been avoiding me all this time?

You wouldn’t even make eye contact.”

“Oh,” said the waitress, “I thought you wanted more coffee.”

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