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Joke: Live to be a hundred

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?

” inquired the doctor.

“No, I’ve never done any of those things either.”

“Well then,” said the doctor, “what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”

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