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Joke: Man Tattooed His Girlfriend Name On His Tool

My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit.

When it’s flaccid you can only see WY.

On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local.

I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on his unit.

I asked him if his girlfriends name was also Wendy.

He said ‘No.

When I am aroused it says “Welcome to Jamaica”.

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