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Joke: Marriage Food and Promises

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other:

the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids….”

I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals.

I used to carefully note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and Vegetables or “Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”

However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things.

So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels.

You’ll find dinners with neat little tags that say:

“Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know,” “I Don’t Care,” “Something Good,” or “Food”… no matter what my husband replies, I know I now have it.

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