Joke: Married couple is pulled over by the police – but the husband wasn’t…

The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”

Officer:

“You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”

Man:

“No sir, I was going 65.”

Wife:

“Oh, Harry.

You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer:

“I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man:

“Broken tail light?

I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

”

Wife:

“Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.” (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer:

“I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”

Man:

“Oh, this?

I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

Wife:

“Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”

The man turns to his wife and yells, “Shut your mouth!

”

The officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

Wife:

“No, only when he’s drunk.”