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Joke: Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor

Mr.

Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up.

After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you.

You only have six months to live.”

Mr.

Rabinowicz is dumbstruck.

After a while he replies, “That’s terrible doctor.

But I must admit to you that I can’t afford to pay your bill.”

“Ok,” says the doctor, “I’ll give you a year to live.”

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