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Joke: No School for Little Johnny

Little Johnny didn’t want to go to school so, he grabbed his father’s phone and calls his teacher.

Little Johnny (speaking in a manly voice):

“Hello, I want to tell you that John won’t be able to make it to school today.”

Teacher:

“Okay, noted.

But to whom am I speaking?”

Little Johnny (in deep voice):

“You are speaking to my dad.”

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