JOKE OF THE DAY:
One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM!
I GOTTA PEE!
”
Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we don’t say that.
Instead, just say you need ‘to whisper’ if you have to go to the bathroom.”
The next night, he tries it out.
“Mom, I need to whisper,” he says quietly, and she takes him to the bathroom, proud of his new manners.
Later, he finds his dad watching TV and says, “Dad, I need to whisper.”
Without looking away from the screen, his dad grins and says, “Alright, buddy — whisper in my ear.”
