Joke: Presidential Critter

Sep 7, 2024

A woman went on a tour of the White House.

As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.

“My, what was that?” exclaimed the woman.

“Oh, that’s just the Presidential Seal,” replied the guide.

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