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Joke: Remove This Insect

Frankie:

“So, I took my girlfriend out for dinner at this fancy restaurant last night; she orders a bowl of soup, and wouldn’t you know it, she finds a fly in her soup!

Jeff:

“Oh, that’s awful!

What did she do?”

Frankie:

“Well, she turns to the waiter and calls, ‘Waiter, remove this insect!

Jeff:

“And what happened then?”

Frankie:

“He kicked me out the door.”

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