Joke: Room Service

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach.

I called room service and ordered some soda crackers.

When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious.

I called room service and raged, “I know I’m in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!

”

“The crackers are complimentary,” the voice at the other end coolly explained.

“I believe you are complaining about your room number.”