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Joke: Still Running

A preacher was known for long and boring sermons.

He preached for about one hour when he stopped to scold the congregation.

He said, “I know you think my sermons are long, but I’ve got something important to tell you.

I don’t mind you looking at your watches while I’m preaching, but I want you to know that I resent you shaking them to see if they’re still running.”

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