Joke: Take Out the Garbage

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage. Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you…

At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. Dad - "So what did Grandma say on the…

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. 9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance. 8. Your only charge…

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer's going to come back…

A customer in a department store is offered a discounted suit by a salesperson. "But the arms and legs don't match," he says. "One arm and one leg is shorter…

Q: How do you scare a man? A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call.…