Father:
I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.
Mother:
That I’d like to see.
Father:
Take a look.
Mother:
Well, I’ll be darned!
That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn!
How in the world did you ever manage that?
Father:
He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!
