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Joke: The Brakes

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times.

At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:

But the test had the same question.

“You are driving at 100 mph.

On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff.

On the road, you see an older man and a young man.

What will you hit?

The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said.

“I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, But it doesn’t matter which answer I used because I failed all four times.

How is this possible?

What am I supposed to hit?” The Examiner replied.

“The Brakes!

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