A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill.”
The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asks the clerk.
“I see a man and a woman running around in the house,” the man replies with a grin.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, looks at his house, then hands two bullets to the man and jokes, “I’ll give you this scope for free if you can hit both of them with one shot!
”
The man takes another look through the scope and chuckles, “You know what?
I think I can do that with one shot!
”
